"Booty" Bart Baker PARODY Jennifer Lopez ft. Iggy Azalea - "Booty" PARODY

Исполнитель: Jennifer Lopez ft. Iggy Azalea - "Booty" PARODY

Название: "Booty" Bart Baker PARODY

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Heres another shitty song about booty
No though went into this crap its just booty
Its so bad the title should have been "Doodie"
Makes "Anaconda" seem like
a masterpiece

Its pitiful
my new single
is just one more mindless bore
about butts this is getting old
I am a mother
I should know better
then to star in soft porn
showing off my ancient keister

I was one the hottest young diva
Now Im old and desperate to stay on the pop charts
So I asked this weird transvestite from Australia
to be in this because shes popular
(Why is this albino famous?)

This is the lamest song yet about booty
literally the whole vid is just booty
Its pathetic what you ladies are doing
portraying women as nothing more than
sex crazed meat

Im so shallow
that I actually
took out an insurance
policy on my huge tushy
for twenty seven
million dólares
makes my ass
worth more cash
than P.Diddy made off Biggie

Now I will cover my ass in lube
and thrust up and down like I am seizuring
Ill do anything to get cheap YouTube views
Thats why I act like Im eighteen when Im fifty
(Please dont let my children see this.)

My big booty staring in a new movie
Taught my booty how to play Call of Duty"
Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty
In my booty I keep my ex Ben
Someone help me

Another song about big booty
its sad and pathetic for sure
but I did it cause Ive liked this old dame since
she danced on "In Living Color"
shes still a pretty sexy lady
even though she pushed out few babies
she got a few grey pubes but that aint
nothing cant be fixed with some Brazilian shaving
yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadabhijay
aint no point in saying words no ones listening anyway
cant hide the fact that this is utter crap
might as well fart the rest of this awful rap

Hey check it out J. Lo
aint that Nicki Minajs fat ass?

The three biggest butts in music
time to join forces well rule the charts
six big fat ass cheeks with so much power and might
We are the Illuminati of booty

I am Iggy
I am J-Lo
Im Nicki
from this day forward well rule by committee
making sure pop music always stays shitty
that way we will always be on top winning

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